Crystal Ball

…well.

Considering the spirit board spelled out “H-O-L-Y-C-R-A-P-Y-O-U-R-E-A-L-L-S-C-R-E-W-E-D,” the tea leaves kept coming out as skulls, and the runes burst into flames, maybe it’s best to not know.

And don’t get me started on what the tarot cards said…

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Rumble

Well, that can’t be good.

Kids love anything with live animals, puppets, and singing.  Throw all three of those things together and you’ve got a party.  Or at least a well attended children’s program at a library.

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Hypocritical

Oh, Summer.

As of this posting, school has officially begun.  So techinically speaking, Summer in the holiday sense of the word has ended.  So if he could kindly just leave, and take this bout of late seasonal allergies with him, that’d be great…

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Let’s Talk Tattoos

“…this isn’t permanent ink, though, right Lars?”

Yes.  It’s true.

I’m considering getting a tattoo.

I’ve thought long and hard about it, and have come to the conclusion that, why not?  Why not have a bit of ink to call my own?

Now, about a year ago, I told myself that I would get a tattoo when I reached a certain weight limit, or when I looked a certain way.  However, over time I realized that I don’t know what the perfect look is or when I’ll actually attain it.  Could take a while or may never happen at all.  So, why not do it now?  Time to take a risk – something that I admittedly don’t do very often – and just get it.

I have considered some different designs over the past few months.  Maybe I’ll get the phases of the moon!  Or a crystal ball!  Or a planchette from a Ouija Board!

Or – or – a walrus in a top hat!  Oooooooooo!

…after thankfully doing some thinking, I’ve come to the conclusion that having those on my body for the rest of my life might not be the best idea in the world.  They were really spur of the moment ideas that I thought would be cool, but nah.  The phases of the moon might happen, but I have a better idea in mind.

The walrus, though, will definitely happen.  Just needs a bit more planning and making an actual appointment as opposed to walking in and being all “INK ME.”

There is where I’ll get my tattoo that I’ve had to consider as well.  Pretty much have it limited to two places: my arms and legs.  Nothing above the neck, because I’d like to be taken seriously and keep my job.  And absolutely nothing on my torso.  I…do not like my stomach.  It is covered in stretch marks, and the thought of having to take off my shirt to show people my tattoo makes me shudder.  Plus, in the future, it’ll get all saggy and gross looking, so no.  I don’t really like my back, either.  Way too hairy and…euggghhh.

Sorry.  TMI, I know.  But no back tattoos.  At all.

There is a certain show offy aspect of having a tattoo, now that I think about, and having something that involves me having to remove articles of clothing in order to do so – no thanks.  Arms and legs it is!

I’ve been doing my research, don’t worry.  I’ve seen where the most painful places are on the body to get one (hands/feet/ankles/ribcage, where the skin is too thin) and how to take care of my tattoo after getting it.  But I’m excited!  I’m ready to take this risk and make a change in this new year.  I have tried a few times already to get one, but things kept getting in the way – the weather, work, general timing.  Actually got into the tattoo shop once, only to discover that they were a bit short staffed that evening, with only one guy working on walk ins.  So, needed to wait a little longer.

But this tattoo is going to happen!  Trust me.  Hopefully it all goes well and I join the ranks of the inked!

…but no fish.  Or ice cream cones.  Sorry, Lars.

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Um…

Sorry about lack of comic today!  Work has been crazy this week, and I just…ran out of time, to be completely honest.

Excuses, excuses, I know.  But I’m super sorry.

New comic Friday, though, so much excitement!

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Excuses, Excuses

Soooooooo.

Yeah.

No comic today.

Had one all ready to go, all penciled in and everything.

And then yesterday happened.

It was just one of those frustrating days where a bunch of little things decided to pile up throughout the day, one of which included screwing up the comic that was supposed to go up today in the inking process.

Tried to fix it – made it worse.  Loads of fun.

So, there’s that.

But don’t worry, there will be a new comic up Friday.  I promise.

For realsies.

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Desserts

Gimme gimme gimme that CAKE.
Gimme gimme gimme that CAKE.

I can’t be alone in this, right?  You’re out at a restaurant, you’re feelin’ full – then you catch a glimpse of the dessert menu.  And suddenly you’re thinking, “I could use some carrot cake.”

There is also the appetizer vs. dessert dilemma that can arise in these situations.  You’re looking at the menu, and the appetizers are looking SO good, and you’re freakishly hungry, so why not have something to eat before?  So you go ahead and order those egg rolls.  But then the desserts sound good as well, and you aren’t opposed to having a bit of sweet stuff.  But you already had a buttload of appetizers, plus free bread, depending on the place.  So what do you do?

The answer is you get it anyway.  Because damn the consequences.

I’m not sure where I’m getting at with this.  I just like food.

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Quick Update!

Hey guys!

So, I’m going to be taking a quick break from the blog for the next fewish days.  Just to mentally re-organize, get my brain back in order – that sort of thing.

But never fear – there will be a new comic and blog post up this Friday!

Until then, happy reading!

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