Doctor Dot: Don’t Panic

Leave some for the rest of us, please.

I don’t understand the toilet paper thing at all.  Like, it’s toilet paper.  A roll can last for a good two weeks.  You don’t need to buy it all, right?

Just stay calm.  Buy what you need.

Doctor Dot: Wash Your Hands

Doctor Dot WILL judge you.

One thing to be said about the coronavirus: it has certainly given me plenty of material to work with.

Please, though, do as the good doctor asks.  Wash your hands.  It’s not that hard.