Walrus Studies: South American Spitting Walrus

  This is hopefully the beginning of a series of drawings I’m kind of planning out based all around different types of walruses doing weird, random things because – well, because why not?  After all, this is “I Draw Walruses.”  Let’s have some walruses. This particular drawing based on a random thought that sort of… Continue reading Walrus Studies: South American Spitting Walrus

Driving = ARGH

I just wanted pens. PENS.

As someone who only got his driver’s license 5, 6 months ago, my feelings about driving have vacillated between “Look at me!  I’m an adult!  I can drive myself places! Vroom vroom!” to “HOLY CRAP I’M GOING TO DIE I’M GOING TO DIE I’M GOING TO DIE WHERE DID THAT TRUCK COME FROM AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!” Usually… Continue reading Driving = ARGH

Drawing Woes


I have to say, it’s great that I’ve finally gotten back into the drawing habit after literally years of avoiding it for…reasons (one of which rhymes with “fart spool”). But damn, it’s a lot harder than I thought it would be. I think it’s because it has been a while since I’ve just sat down and… Continue reading Drawing Woes

Super Bowl?


Honestly, I did forget that the Super Bowl was this weekend.  Which pretty much sums up how much I care about sports, in that I don’t.  At all.  It’s not that I don’t understand the rules, I just…don’t care.  Maybe it stems from my own lack of sportiness/athletic prowess, maybe I just think they’re honestly kind… Continue reading Super Bowl?

Why, Hello There

Alright, so. Thought I’d start things off on a good, solid, walrus-y note.  After all, it’s right there in the website name.  And just look at this guy – he’s welcoming you here with a cupcake!  Granted, it’s fish flavored, but still, it’s the thought that counts, right?  (Feel free to click on him to… Continue reading Why, Hello There