Dear Kettlebell, Let’s just get this out of the way: I hate you. Why is it that in a gym full of large, intimidating machines that look like they could cause some serious damage to my person, that you, essentially a fancy metal ball with a handle on it, are the most awkward, rage inducing piece… Continue reading Things I’ve Learned at the Gym: The Kettlebell
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Resolutions: Losing Weight
Is this one of the most cliche New Year’s Resolutions out there? Yes. Does it still ring very much true for me, though? Absolutely. Not gonna lie, I’ve always been a big guy. Even as a child I was always the chunky one, the last one to finish up the mile run a good 5… Continue reading Resolutions: Losing Weight
Wreath Wrath
Because who would actually want a wreath of dead seafood adorning their walls for Christmas? Unless you’re into that. I don’t know your life. Probably keeps the guests away. Hang on…
We Interrupt This Storyline to Bring You an Announcement About Money
So, this week, I had to bring my car back into the shop yet again because I was sick and tired of it being a butt, praying that this time that they would actually find something wrong instead of handing it back to me and saying “Nope, couldn’t find a thing wrong with it. Sorry.”… Continue reading We Interrupt This Storyline to Bring You an Announcement About Money
Technical Difficulties 3: The Happening
So, I’ve thought about getting a drawing tablet for a while now. You know, something else to thrust me into the modern age and possibly help me start my own webcomic, which is something I’ve been thinking about for a while now. The problem is that I am not the most technologically savvy person… Continue reading Technical Difficulties 3: The Happening
Student Loans
So, I’m a chronic worrier. I worry about a lot of things, most of which I have absolutely no control over. Whether it be the drought out in California or whether or not the world will literally implode today, I have spent days stuck on thinking, “Oh God, what if this happens or that happens… Continue reading Student Loans
Technical Difficulties 2: The Interrogation
If it’s not one thing, it’s another when it comes to my laptop. First, it needed a new fan and battery. Then, it decided to keep turning off despite the new fan. THEN, the Wi-Fi didn’t want to work. All in the span of a couple of weeks. Now it’s back home and all fixed.… Continue reading Technical Difficulties 2: The Interrogation
Onions
One of my favorite/least favorite things to work with when I’m cooking are onions. I love the taste of onions, and I think that they are the bacon of the vegetable world in that they improve the flavor of a lot of foods. In essence, onions are great to cook and eat. However, I also… Continue reading Onions
The Waiting Game 2: Paranormal Activity
As you can see, I’m still waiting. I also appear to be possessed by some impatient demon who just REALLY wants to know about this job. But for real, though, it’s been about a week or so, and I am starting to get a little antsy. Like, to the point where I’ve been checking my… Continue reading The Waiting Game 2: Paranormal Activity
Technical Difficulties
You know, if the singularity ever does actually happen, and computers rise up to destroy us all, this could possibly be the best solution for it. Or maybe technology just hates me. That could also be it.