Walruses and Hauntings: The Frosted Horror?

Imagine if the ghost in Poltergeist just baked cupcakes. It'd be a completely different movie.

Not sure how cupcakes could be scary. Unless they were, like, chocolate and orange cupcakes. Or chocolate and cherry cupcakes. Basically any combination of chocolate and fruit. I prefer those two flavors to be as separate as possible.

Walruses and Hauntings: In the Kitchen

Okay, now this is definitely an "OH BALLS" moment.

Oooooo, first comic with no dialogue! *GASP*

Walruses and Hauntings: In the Dark

If this doesn't qualify as an "OH BALLS" moment, I don't know what does.

The first panel is what we in the industry refer to as “exposition.” Also, very reflective of what would happen in real life if this were to happen, due to my pseudo-adult status: no clue what to do in a blackout home alone.

Walruses and Hauntings: Blackout

Well, crap.

Because nothing says fun like blackouts, am I right? Edit: I take full credit for the sound of the electricity going out. “B-Zhoo.” Sounds about right.

Walruses and Hauntings: Willa’s Home

Wondering where she was, weren't you?

Wondering where she was, weren’t you? Well, some people had to actually go to work, so, there you go.

Walruses and Hauntings: Always

Now is the time to call an Exorcist.

What? No, this isn’t voicing some of those deep, dark thoughts that lurk at the back of my mind concerning this blog. Please. Also: Sedna is an Inuit goddess of marine life. Apparently, her father cut off her fingertips and thus were born seals, sea lions, and of course, walruses. Ain’t mythology fun?

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